Sime Lover

(sung to the tune of Jive Talkin' with apologies to the Bee Gees)

I want a Sime lover,

Gotta confess

I want a Sime lover

Girl, they're the best!

 

I want a Sime lover

There's nothing to say

I want a Sime lover

Hey, zlin my nager!

 

Gen men are

Okay now and then

But don't have that staying power . . .

A good Sime,

at the right time,

Can keep on going for hour after hour . . .

 

I want a Sime lover,

So very right

I want a Sime lover

In my bed tonight

 

I want a Sime lover

Kissing my lips

I want a Sime lover's

Tentacle tips

 

Gen guys

Sure try to satisfy,

But they only got ten fingers . . .

Concert sketch of Lalique by Eliza

  Hey, when my Sime

Shows me a good time

He's working with a dozen extra zingers!

 

I want a Sime lover

When he is post,

You know, a Sime lover's

Really the most!

 

I want a Sime lover

Nothing to say

I want a Sime lover

Zlin my nager!

 

poem © by D'Yon Klempner 2/5/2000

Page updated 2/7/2000

Images from Zena's Dreams Graphics

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